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The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) Review - Movies

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The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) Review

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written by owen on 2009-Nov-28.

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I can't remember the last time I watched a movie that was more annoying than a years worth of Days Of Lives. the movie is emo-heaven, at one point I thought everybody in the movie would at some point or the other commit suicide.

Most of the movie is spent staring in the eyes of the lead actress while shes somewhere in the bush, bush is everywhere. I could recall the blemishes on her face by the end of the movie. I can appreciated a good ballad but this movie took Romeo and Juliet it to epic proportions of boredom. The entire movie is a bit off.

Nothing happens in this movie, I mean NOTHING. It seems to be a smash hit the Harry Potter Crowd for everybody else avoid this movie at all costs! Nobody Dies, Shirt Shortage, Bright eyes, sleep deprivation, emo-people, My rating 4 out of 10.

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  1. shirt shortage!
    Ha!
    --that made me chuckle
    I would not have thought of seeing it in the first place

    by Gods Child 2009-Nov-29 

  2. Its ok, its a teen age soap opera about love, heartbreak, vampires and werewolves or so they say. [sceptical]

    by owen 2009-Nov-30 

  3. Every few years, they take a bunch of non-actors and hype them up to astronomical proportions to soothe the appetite of their rabid, attention-starved teenage children.

    With the exception of Dakota Fanning, the Twilight cast combined have the personality of a rock.

    Consumerism (and a big advertising budget) at its best.

    by Dreadlocks Cyah Live Inna Tenement Yard 2009-Nov-30 

  4. I've seen the lead actress in a couple other movies but everything else is classic Disney marketing

    by owen 2009-Dec-02 

  5. wait.....you paid to watch it?

    please tell me it was 2 for 1

    by Krems 2009-Nov-30 

  6. not only that I paid to watch it at 11:30pm

    by owen 2009-Dec-02 

  7. So its a repeat of the first one then... a piece of crap.

    by mad bull 2009-Dec-02 

  8. hmmm...strangely enough I can't remember the first one too well

    by owen 2009-Dec-02 


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