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Leave My Body

written by owen on Fri, 20th Jan at 7:47 pm

In an instant I look over and I see an old woman judging me based on the muffins I have in my basket at the supermarket. Its seems impossible to go anywhere in society today without being judged. Just because I forgot to pick up two pound of flour, sugar, a stick of butter and a bottle of white rum - it just not give you the right to judge me!

School definitely teaches you something, but it does not teach you how to love. If you do not love something and you plan to go to school so that you can learn to love it and be good at it then you may be disappointed in the end. Love is what we need. If you love to cook, go to cooking school, you have cooks that make tons of money. Find something to love then find a school. Pay for it in cash or work a couple years as a intern at any company that will take you. Stay away from drugs.

I have work to do. I do not think there was ever a time when I was free of work since maybe high school and even then there would be points when the holiday could not come soon enough. If I am lucky will I will find a way to reduce the contrast between the parts of work that are fun and the parts that exist to torment my soul.

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TheAinzlee commented: interesting... I have a question. Do you think we should do what we can until we can do what we want or just go str8 for the area we love? ... read 2 more

Hotta Fire

written by owen on Fri, 13th Jan at 7:16 am

The year has passed so quickly and the amount of people that died was astronomical. Not to mention the fact that the grinch stole christmas. I feel like I had just found a big piece of tomato in a little sandwich and it so big that I have to pick it out and throw it way out of utter disgust. If you start the war - how is it going to stop?

I forgot to do a christmas post. Christmas was a hectic time and I had to driving people around like a monkey on a safari in the north pole. It the beginning of a new year and something has managed to change ever so slightly to the point where I get annoyed. Annoyances is apart of life like taxes but do not let them get the best of you - tomorrow is another day.

This year is either going to be the best year ever or total apocalypse. Usually I don't mind odds like that but I have watched enough movies to know when things just look strange and music starts playing and monkeys start throwing shit that I need to map out the location of the nears cave and keep rations under my bed. I need to invest in a solar power microwave oven.

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Mad Bull commented: I didn't do a Christmas post either! Tell you what! Let us do it now! ... read 4 more

Niggas in Paris

written by owen on Tue, 13th Dec 2011 at 2:02 pm

My Christmas done gone disrupted to the point where i just want to curl up into a ball and hibernate like a bear or a honey badger. Now that I am older and considerably more hairy, sleeping for long periods of time is most comforting, I'm trying to survive the silly season without getting another speeding ticket from a policeman hiding in the bushes. Like thieves. I mean its the middle of the DAY! I still young, I ain't had no kids, why you gotta be pushing me man? why you gotta be pushing me?

Did I mention that its cold? So cold that I wish I had breasts, lovely breasts. Can't tell me nothing. I need as much fat as I can get because my skinny frame cannot take these cold floors and cold hearts much longer, I NEED LOVE! More than I could give. The Lion King was a great movie, I stopped watching cartoons after that, what more could you need? Cruel, cruel world. If it makes you happy then why you so sad?

It started raining so bad last week that I thought all the politicians would drown but alas that was not the case. Why God why? It was all good until a week ago. Don't worry I noticed I have alot of question marks in this but I can't help it - I was kinda haphazardly writing this for the past week, in between naps, trying to ward off the unset of flu. Cherish the day. Everyday is Christmas and every night a New Years Eve.

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Video Games

written by owen on Mon, 28th Nov 2011 at 2:04 pm

Sometimes I wait until it gets really overcast and then I leave the office for lunch. If I am lucky it would rain so hard that a river would form in the street in front of the building. A good rain would produce enough water that only a twelve year old would be brave enough to cross it and not reach St Thomas Pond. If that doesn't work there is always the chance of a freak storm to soothe the soul.

A local fast food establishment has started making smaller cups for their "all you can drink" locations. It is not immediately noticeable like the time they tried to make bigger ice cubes and the machine would just jam up all the time. This time the cups are tall but slightly thinner. I presume they have been slowly slimming them down over a period of years. They are either incredibly smart or incredibly stupid. But I am glad they are playing an active role in encouraging people to exercise. Too bad the soda is watered down as well.

Continuing on my path of self discovery, I find that there has been a rampant increase in slavery. Slavery is everywhere. Slavery is like a women with big batty is a trouble to a man. There are no two ways about it. Problems are everywhere and it seems everybody has an alternate agenda to everything they are selling. Everything is a popularity contest between someone or someone like you.

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Gods Child commented: every time I turn around someone is trying to sell me something. I especially noticed this when I tried to watch the Thanksgiving Day parade. Only the marching bands weren't for sale. ... read 2 more

Aisle 10

written by owen on Mon, 07th Nov 2011 at 8:13 pm

I realize that I will only feel this way for a small period of time, big dreams, gangster. Break, I will love you till the end of time, probably a million years. I prefer to stand in the open space and watch the waves bob and sway. Each one different from the other but the same as the next. Everything works out in the end.

Energy cannot be created or destroyed, it just gets transferred from one form to another like bad fashion - the 80s are never coming back. The bigger the vehicle the more energy it needs to go - its simple laws of physics. Some of this energy has got to lost somewhere.

I took 5 days vacation from work to find myself and what I found was that life is but a series of experiences and sitting in a large groups of people until your legs fall asleep. Fun times. The bank lady said that credit cards are a good thing to have - lol - at the same time she tried to sell me a loan to pay off an existing car loan. Its a dog eat dog world.

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Mad Bull commented: Brilliant! Shear Genius! ... read 4 more

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