the real question is "y u be ating on a playa?"

I have had several girls try to flirt with me while I'm in the middle of work. I'm like "Can't you see I'm working here? No free tech support during work hours, come back after work when the club is open!"

The trick seems to be to have some kinda OTHER thing that you do to take your mind off work. Those people that leave work as soon as its closing time are probably going sky-diving or running with the bulls in Mexico.

What seems to work is you simply humor the person, talk to them while they are in your presence, make promises to contact them at a later time but never do, constantly be mean and indifferent to them, showing little interest in their meaningless life while parading yourself and pictures of all the fun you had at the party where you accidentally forgot to call them. Floss.

Eventually their love will turn into bitter hate, disgust and contempt at the shell of a person that you have become in their eyes. They will stop calling you and eventually gain a sense of enlightenment at the fact that you could never be the right person for them. Because a person who loves them could never be so vapid. Their love will turn into pity, at which point you can ask them for forgiveness, their friendship and to take a picture of your new hairdo so that you can post it on facebook.

Its important that you destroy any shred of hope left in their eyes or they will become stalkerish, vindictive or possibly even malicious. A the end of it all, you should come out of it with a good, trustworthy friend that may be tempted to sleep with you every now and again but the horrible way in which you treated them will be forever burnt into their subconscious. Making the vomit internally at the very thought.

Its a win-win situation.

I think that as a national Jamaica has more "fat" than alot of other developing countries and as a result are very proud. We dance alot, sing alot, go to church alot, and spend lots of borrowed money. Yeah I'd say we are pretty happy for a 3rd world country. We are so happy we need to buy a bigger island.