written by owen, Sat, 05th Sep 2015 at 11:19 pm
Refueled is a ok movie. Not very good but it is ok. The movie is basically a big Audi advertisement filled with ass shots of skinny super models. All super models are skinny so that is kinda redundant. Stuff happens, people get into the Audi, they talk to each other on thier iphone 6s and more stuff happens. People get sucker punched for doing thier jobs. The movie is just full of assholes. The new guy is probably the biggest one.
The new guy suuuuuccckkkks compared to Jason. And he has the same accent which makes it hard to not compare the 2 actors.
The movie has some very nice aerial shots of France.
I give it a 5 out of 10. Very average action movie to the point of pointlessness. Pointless fighting, pointless dialog. Wait until it comes out on cable or netflix. You will have more fun watching the original movie again.
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written by owen, Sat, 01st Aug 2015 at 1:52 pm
Rogue Nation is like what MI 6 or 5? I cannot even keep track. This movie is more of the same. Real stunts are still unecessarily unecessary. Alot of the actions scenes are just set up for action sake. You will not be disappointed but at the end of the movie you will be like meh, on to the next one.
BMW is the sponsor of this one and there seems to be an unlimited supply of cars and bikes that just appear at random places during this globe trotting movie. I am not even sure how these people get around in this day and age of flight delays and check-in lines.
My rating 6/10. Pretty forgettable. action, for action sake. Hunt is fearless and indestructable. You won't be disappointed but you might as well wait until it comes on cable.
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written by owen, Fri, 22nd May 2015 at 8:53 am
Well at least its not a remake is probably the first notable thing to point out. Mad Max: Fury Road might be the single most pointless movie to watch in 3d - avoid the 3d version if you can because it adds nothing to a movie set in a desert wasteland. This movie should never be watched in 3d - EVER. It took about like 15 minutes for my eyes to get accustomed to the glasses and the 3d-ness. Pointless.
At this point 3d is pretty much a movie goers annoyance and in small countries like Jamaica there is pretty much no choice on the matter, the theaters want to make as much money as they can, so I watched it, well I suffered through the movie in 3d.
Mad Max: Fury Road is a OK movie. A little above average at best. Its not a must see at the theater because it really does nothing that would impress a hardcore fan of the previous 3 movies. And the movie in general kinda wastes your time. The plot is simple with a few crazy characters and a classic Darth Vader bad guy.
My Rating 7 out of 10. Ok action movie. Not as good as people hype it up to be. Watch the old movies first. Wait until it comes out on DVD. Great practical stunts.
UnOfficial movie poster designed by mattneedle.
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Tami commented: I find that the closer you are to the screen the better the 3d effects are.
First and second rows are awesome when it comes to 3D movies, so try it next time and see.
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written by owen, Wed, 11th Feb 2015 at 9:33 am
There is not much I can say about this movie.
The tag line is "Her mistake. His obsession." Would be a better title for this movie which has been done a million times before. All this does not matter the audience get a few shots of Jlo and the boy next door.
It can best be described as a Lifetime Movie. Rating: 5/10 average lifetime movie.
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Ayo commented: I started the preview ... I didn't finish it. Totally agree with the lifetime movie category ..... actually the LMN is a bit better! :O ... read 7 more
written by owen, Sat, 15th Nov 2014 at 10:34 am
Interstellar is a long, drawn out movie that gets good towards the end. It almost crashes and burns at one point but thank heavens that it kept going long enough to actually finish telling it's story.
Interstellar is a very good movie. It goes hard into science fiction and theoretical physics without making too many dumb mistakes or unnecessary shortcuts. Nolan knows how to tell a story. 9 out of 10. Must watch. Long and boring but worth the trip for space science nerds only.
A slow ride into nothingness, probably my movie of the year.
Some notable quotes;
He's gonna be a good farmer. We are our children's ghosts. Shoot you out the airlock.
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Anonymous commented: i love space.. i find it hard to keep watching this after 10 min.. will try though based on ur review ... read more
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