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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Review
submitted on 25th Jun 2009. A part of Movies. add new movie review
written by owen
Hmmmm....what can I say about this movie? It is full of action and if you are a fan of the first movie then you will most likely love Revenge of the Fallen. Apart from that basically the movie is simply a series of pointless action scenes that carry you from one place to the other.
The most fun I had in the entire movie is from watching Megan Fox's breasts bounce in slow motion as she runs through the hot desert sand. The movie simply has no soul.
There are a few jokes here and there. Scenes ripped from much better movies such as Titanic, Armageddon, Perl Harbor, Hackers, The Matrix, Top Gun and ...whatever else. Its like a Clip Art movie, stock footage is everywhere. But as a whole, the movie has no sense of time, space, speed or distance. Things just happen, sometimes in human time, other times in robot time. Things happen, People talk, things happen. You are never really sure how far anybody is from everybody else. Its a disjointed, holy mess of a story.
In Conclusion; it a 2 hour odd thrill ride that is full of random action scenes. Only for people who love fighting robots, slow-mo shots and comedy. My rating; 6 out of 10. Average. Rent or Cable.
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I was already thinking this chick was totally lame and belonged in the 1930s
by Gods Child ( Fri, 26th Jun 2009 at 2:08 pm )
Its a VERY spectacular movie, just not a very good. This video explains what happens spoilers!
reply by owen (Fri, 26th Jun 2009 at 4:22 pm )
seems like no one likes it so far. What were the thoughts on the supposed racist robots?
by jdid ( Fri, 26th Jun 2009 at 4:07 pm )
pointless and immature comedy, random crass language littered all over.
reply by owen (Fri, 26th Jun 2009 at 4:20 pm )
Was ggoing to take MBJr. to watch Megans Breasts bounce, but I can't have him watching random acts of robot-on-robot violence, so.... NOT GONNA HAPPEN!
by Mad Bull ( Sat, 27th Jun 2009 at 10:39 am )
Why NOT become a member?
its a spectacular movie with some foul language here and there, and the robots don't like each other. lots of robot gang rapes. :(
reply by owen (Sun, 28th Jun 2009 at 8:14 pm )
I began watching it yesterday, feel asleep after they stole the car at college which later got split in two. Woke up at credits. Shud watch again but it sounds a lot like Dark Knight with a pile o scences unrelated.
by Tami ( Mon, 29th Jun 2009 at 3:37 pm )
lots of things blow up, but Dark Knight is a 100 times better.
reply by owen (Tue, 30th Jun 2009 at 10:04 am )
I have been disappointed with the reviews for this movie that I have been anticipating so much. I haven't watched it yet, but I still plan to watch it on the big screen... 2 for 1 days only though. I just want to see the robots on big screen and of course that piece you mentioned, Megan's Breasts bounce.
by Stunner ( Sat, 04th Jul 2009 at 12:06 pm )
I enjoyed this movie even though i do agree that it wasn't the best work that I've ever seen.
by Aurie ( Mon, 13th Jul 2009 at 12:25 am )
Excellent review mate =). I laughed. I probably won't even rent it.
by tristan ( Sun, 19th Jul 2009 at 1:52 am )
come on, you know you want to
reply by owen (Wed, 22nd Jul 2009 at 12:27 pm )