written by owen

As I get older I being to realise certain things that were I never realized before; Firstly I talk with my hands alot. Secondly my planet does not revolve around a sun and hence does not have seasons, I'm emotionally closed off and I develop habits easily. I don't know why I'm even telling you this but eventually you'll discover that 50% of your problems can be solved by painter's tape. Painter's tape rules.

Ever since I started the Pimp Juice category I have become obsessed with the labels on the things I drink. I will interrogate the label of every can or bottle to make sure that it contains 100% of something. Whether it be 100% alcohol, vitamin A, B, C, just something - ANYTHING. Or else drinking it is simply a waste of time.

It seems that the older I get the more I tend to say that "I'm not a birthday person". Its true, I'm really not a birthday person. The thing is, one should avoid trying to get me something that I like because really and truly, the sound of rain falling a zinc roof is wonderful. Its a miracle only surpassed by existence of monkeys and tomato ketchup in little packets.

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