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How we Roll

submitted on 22nd Mar 2009. A part of Logbook. New entry

written by owen

As the dove of hope continues to plummet towards the ground, I can still imagine that I will be surprised by the automatic air freshener machine that lives in the bathroom at the office. I can always look forward to it switching on at a unexpectedly random moment like a black panther waiting in the bushes at a concert. (Aren't all panther's black?) and blind me with poisonous gases.

I am still without a creative outlet, hence I've been watching the Science Channel and Animal Planet. I have learnt hundreds of life changing lessons from Survivor-man. Things like macaroni and cheese, wheat bread sandwiches with a side order of caterpillars will prove tasty when trekking across the ends of the earth. Always ensure that you have a dagger, matches in hand for creating a fire and packets of ketchup (gots to have the ketchup).

Hyperbolic Overkill. "Clearly I need to go work in a hole where people interaction is limited and I do not have a boss." Hey I recognize you from facebook! I am finding that the more these online social networks change the more annoying they get. No fire that I can spark. There should be an annoyance meter on everybody's profile so that you can know beforehand whether you want to mark up dem blackboard or throw a duster at them.

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Who said that they needed to work in a hole...?
Sun, 22nd Mar 2009 at 9:14 pm

by Tami
I need a dagger? I used to have a dagger... A really nice one too! The po-po took it from me. Bastards. Now I will have to get another one. Got the matches and the ketchup packets.
Mon, 23rd Mar 2009 at 7:16 am

by mad bull
you could always sharpen sticks or flint rock but they would not be as efficient for daggering
Tue, 24th Mar 2009 at 10:18 am

by owen
I like those automatic air-fresheners, they add some excitement to going into the bathroom with their beep and spray.

I watch discovery and Nat Geo on a regulars, but that survivor guy is good star, I don't think i would be biting into those fat grubs at all, there must be berries or rabbits around!

Hey MB, I have a ratchet, no not three star, but one of those utility rubber handles one. i keep it with me most of the times, even had it in my car once when I got pulled over for a spot check. Good thing they didn't find it...but yo a man needs a likkle knife you knever know when you can run out of gas in some deep wilderness!
Mon, 23rd Mar 2009 at 11:19 pm

by Stunner
its either the grubs or your own foot. your choice. Coconuts are good too, love coconuts.
Tue, 24th Mar 2009 at 10:29 am

by owen
do you mean Bear Grylls? He's amazing. Remember the time with the zebra?!
Fri, 03rd Apr 2009 at 11:24 pm

by Gods Child
when I hear the word "dagger" I now only think of one thing.....sigh.....y can't life go back to being simple when words had simple meanings and no extra connotations.....
Tue, 24th Mar 2009 at 3:59 am

by Jamila
The English language is a river's deep, tranquil forest filled with wild fruits, information, bueaty and nonsense.
Sat, 04th Apr 2009 at 5:12 pm

by owen
wow...look who's back
sorta
Thu, 26th Mar 2009 at 9:21 pm

by Pepper
wow, glad to see you haven't changed [nasty]
Thu, 26th Mar 2009 at 10:32 pm

by owen
mmmmmmmmm ... ok mmmmmm is not enough for a comment any more koool
Sat, 28th Mar 2009 at 12:19 am

by bobby
no, a certain young lady has been abusing it and so management had to implement measures to derail the erosion of the communication in the community
Sat, 04th Apr 2009 at 5:07 pm

by owen
well I checked and apparently "Panther" doesn't just refer to black panthers but large cats which includes Jaguars, Cougars, and Leopards which come on lots of colors--also, it appears the "black panther" is really a type of leopard.
Fri, 03rd Apr 2009 at 11:23 pm

by Gods Child
its a good thing only one of them is all black
Sat, 04th Apr 2009 at 5:04 pm

by owen