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Anything But Ordinary

submitted on 30th Jan 2006. A part of Logbook. New entry

written by owen

The woman from Germany stopped emailing me a couple weekends ago. Apparently she got suspicious and felt that I was being dishonest with her. Which in all honesty I had been - truly honest. The english language is very convoluted, that coupled with the fact that she had been reading mine and Stunner's websites. "The site is not really a good place to pick up on your english skills" - I warned with great relish. But she failed to listen. She often swung between the ability to think and behave in a normal and rational manner and partial lunacy. Much like most women. So I consulted similar - an expert/non-compos-mentis. Because in truth and in fact I really liked getting long emails from a worker class girl in germany. Its better than spam and I wanted to fix things. She (the expert) told me not to reply to her(the german) emails and let her cool off a bit. When the cool off point was reached she would email me back and apologize for calling me a rat. And everything would be cop-acetic.

It has been over a week and the expert said that if I send an email I would lose the "battle of wills" or whatever women call it. I miss it though - the emails in my inbox. She would, in brief, irregular bursts send me exquisitely beautiful pictures. Pictures that she took in her photo studio at work. (Not of herself, I know what your thinking, stop it.) I miss decoding the broken english emails that she would send to me almost nightly. Trying to perceive the intended meaning of what she wrote. Her english was improving and I applauded her for that. I would promptly reply to her using the most elementary forms of english as I could. Often times she would misconceive what I said and reply with something from her new dictionary;

> O.K..... Good that you understand me but sorry i
> don't really understand what you are talking about. You haven't done ......gangbangs?...... groupsex?

No body is perfect. It was fun while it lasted.

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comments

yeah, like thats kinda funny owen. owen has relations with german email girls. what else does owen do?

by michael_halvorsen ( Tue, 31st Jan 2006 at 1:28 am )
i like pussy.
I agree about the battle of wills thing but it's almost a week. Maybe you should just give in since you miss her e-mails.

by Gods Child ( Tue, 31st Jan 2006 at 4:01 pm )
I don't mind communicating with women in another language.
Mi espanol no es muy mal! (And you won't interpret that to mean that I expect a reply either owen!)

by doctord ( Tue, 31st Jan 2006 at 6:32 pm )
@mh relations with german email girls, sounds a way
@gods child she replied yesterday only to send me the pics she said she was going to send. sent her a email waiting to see what happens.
only thing I like about spanish are spanish women. I got a zero in that course.

by owen ( Tue, 31st Jan 2006 at 10:39 pm )
useless talent #32
"Only happy when it rains"?
that's a really sad banner there.
thanks for dropping by.
I wish you German e-mails.
BTW--super polite is good but it gives one a nagging feeling that you can't be real with each other. Not like I enjoy the company of jerks but at the same time, if I can't let my hair down, isn't something amiss?

by Gods Child ( Thu, 02nd Feb 2006 at 12:47 pm )
it depends on how you look at it G.
I get what your saying now you both were at the beach but everybody kept their clothes on. gotchya

by owen ( Thu, 02nd Feb 2006 at 9:30 pm )
useless talent #32
That was funny! Wi bad patois a mad har!
Interesting you're having an email relationship with a german girl...I'm using relationship loosely here!
I must admit you had me thinking when you mentioned "exquisitely beautiful pictures".
But email her and try to explain that we burst into wi dialect sometimes.

by Stunner ( Thu, 02nd Feb 2006 at 11:31 pm )
My body is perfect. :P

by Taran ( Fri, 03rd Feb 2006 at 12:32 am )
Oh, I see Owen. I thought you were referencing the song by Garbage.

by Gods Child ( Fri, 03rd Feb 2006 at 10:11 am )
@g That too, I see your quick on your alt-rock. Nice. In fact all the post titles in the logbook category are infact song titles. For example Anything but ordinary is a song by Avril Lavigne. Though my musical tastes are wide and tempermental.

by owen ( Fri, 03rd Feb 2006 at 10:50 am )
useless talent #32