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written by owen
Its just the start of april and already the shelves at the local rundown, cheap, over priced, supermarket are stacked with easter bun. Not specifically easter bun, but rather random buns from random bun making places. Worst yet I have been cheating on easter and eating bun during the year. Now I'm just totally sick bun like I'm sick of working for a living. Plus I've stopped eating cheese because it was totally rough fellatio on my pores. Being able to have the regular bun all throughout the year made me totally sick of it.
Apparently now its spring and there is a tree outside my house of which I keep taking pictures. I pick up little habits easily. I should have told you this. Sometimes when I go to various buildings in the corporate area I take pictures of the paintings that they have on the walls - If I ever become an art thief. I may not be the best boyfriend but I'll take you on a wild, weird ride of randomness - sorry I can't help it - I'm torn. Tell me to do something once and I'll keep doing it until you explode. Know thy self, for in knowing ones self thou shall know God.
I may have told you this before but there is old lady that sits outside her house at odd hours of the hours. I have never said a word to this woman. I pass by her house on my way to and from work. I wave and smile. Sometimes, lately, I just feel uncomfortable and wish she would just go into her house and not FORCE ME INTO BEING POLITE. It pisses me off when I know that THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY TO NOT SEE HER THERE. She knows it and I know it, yet she still tortures me. Sometimes I take something out of my pocket and act like I'm busy, just to avoid contact, it makes me feel dirty. One of these days I'm going to show her the finger.
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Walk wid you camera and get the shot when you show her the bird! It should be hilarious!
by Mad Bull ( Sun, 08th Apr 2007 at 8:01 am )
Why NOT become a member?
I don't think she'll appreciate dat at all
reply by owen (Tue, 10th Apr 2007 at 9:57 am )
Actually, I have experienced that feeling too...
by Mad Bull ( Sun, 08th Apr 2007 at 8:01 am )
Why NOT become a member?
or you could wear a disguise and pretend not to see her. Then she will think you are crazy.
by Gods Child ( Mon, 09th Apr 2007 at 9:05 am )
how will this solve anything? I mean really how?
reply by owen (Tue, 10th Apr 2007 at 9:48 am )
Oh, you wanted a solution? I was just thinking it might be fun. You'll have to come up with your own solution.
reply by Gods Child (Tue, 10th Apr 2007 at 11:57 am )
I say the next time you walk by, you carry on a perfectly logical (and loud) conversation with your anonymous friend beside you, then stop in front of her house and insist that your anonymous friend say hello. Tell him you're not leaving until he says hello to the lady.
If she doesn't get up and go into the house after that little display, then she's crazier than you and you should seek an alternate route.
by Simplenigma ( Mon, 09th Apr 2007 at 2:50 pm )
are you crazy?
reply by owen (Tue, 10th Apr 2007 at 9:47 am )
um.. get an mp3 player.. cranking and just keep waking kid. don't look side to side just keep moving forward
by taylor ( Tue, 10th Apr 2007 at 9:00 am )
about a full rack of ribs
dude this is jamaica, you neva know when a tief will run up on you and jack your stuff - got to be conscious
reply by owen (Tue, 10th Apr 2007 at 9:45 am )
I see that lady every single day too... boye, i know ow u feel.. really annoyed. well i never said hello, but sometimes tempted to, damn watever she needs to stay in her house sometimes.
by Tammy ( Sat, 14th Apr 2007 at 12:19 pm )