written by owen

I have to write another speech for the business communication class aka public speaking. This time it has to be a 1000 word speech on "current affairs". Instantly the first thing that came to mind was that my yahoo inbox now has 250 mb of storage for some odd reason. Then I defragged and thought to myself this must be a trick, I have seen this before, what "current affairs" haven't they stopped killing people in iraq or has CNN simply stopped reporting the "good stuff" - BBC rules. Obviously nothing was happening currently, but as usual I was wrong, way wronger than wrong could be.
Then a wrench was thrown in to the proverbial stew, "nothing related to technology or science fiction". A most definate attempt to lure the class out of it's comfort zone and kicked into the real world, where we will most definitely be stoned to death. Issues of dance hall music, the gay rights movement, AIDS, the current record murder rate in jamaica, spanish town, operation Kingfish, prostitution and legalised marriage, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and drug trafficking. I need cover fire people! 750 words to go.

In Other News

New photo project added called Pimp Juice under the new special ops photos. Don't ask me why but if anybody is drinking anything at the moment take a picture of it and send it in before you pass out. Remember don't drink and surf, drive, smoke, take medication or operate heavy machinery.

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