Crazy Baldhead

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written by owen on 2004-Nov-28.

I have grown accustomed to the constant bombardment of second-hand radiation that has encompassed me on a daily basis. Everybody has a cell phone - even kindergarden monkeys. They should be a law against having more that five (5) wireless devices, PDAs, cell phones or WIFI pens. Anything that suddenly has the need to be "connected".
On the other hand I love being able to get free cable and sports stats beamed directly into my brain on and off demand forever! Sometimes if I concentrate really hard I can save my favorite episodes of sex and the city directly to memory. The most interesting aspect, however, is listening in on random people talking to each other, conspiring to steal office supplies, amateur phone sex and phone calls to customer service. Free internet access while you sleep allows you to watch live news and nba fights in your dreams without interuptions or the annoying aspect of actually using your eyes.
No longer do I a have to waste energy to answer my cell phone when I can just close my eye and think "hello". Having my phone calls, email and internet radio beamed directly into my brain is the best invention since gold fish that glow in the dark.

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  1. Glow in the dark goldfish are still pretty cool.

    by Hayo 2004-Nov-29 

  2. agreed.

    by michael_halvorsen 2004-Dec-01 

  3. Hmmm, the ability to surf the web and make calls in your mind, huh? C&W don't start charge you for that yet? :)


    by AngryDog 2004-Dec-02 

  4. I think they are over comming the costs by running text ads on the hour every hour. Based on my interests and what I'm currently eating.

    by owen 2004-Dec-02