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After ernesto

written by icuucme, 2006-Aug-31

Skies clear after little Tropical Storm Ernesto showers

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Gods Child commented: very nice photo. I love to see the tv antennaes. They make me happy and a little homesick. ... read more

Miss Ja Contest 2006

written by Taylor, 2006-Aug-20

Taylor does Miss jamaica world 2006 finals. Laci, Renne and Gillian are pictured.

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Hayo commented: My invitation got lost in the mail? :( ... read 20 more

Happy Independence Jamaica

written by owen, 2006-Aug-7

You're certainly getting on in age. Can't believe you're now 44! Wow! For a tiny island, you've made some serious strides boy (or are you a girl? hmm, I wonder). What I like about you is that you put so much energy into things that you get involved in and so you're relatively well-known. Unfortunately, you're known for the bad as well as the good. So yes, you've made your mark in the world.......read more

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michael_halvorsen commented: Happy B-day Jamaica. You deserve it. ... read 4 more

Auto Insurance

written by owen, 2006-Jul-2

All I remember is thinking I wanna be like them. The auto insurance bastards actually wanted to charge me $125,000 JMD for one year of comprehensive insurance. Reason being that my license in only 11 months old and I have failed the mandatory drug test they administered to me over the phone. Lesson learned? get your drivers license as soon as possible. I never understood before, I never knew what love was for. The also asked how much the car cost. I told them $500,000 JMD. Another company said that they don't even give insurance to anybody with a drivers license less that 2 yrs old.
A female friend of mine (with herpes) said that they also take the cost of the car and the fact that I am 25, unmarried, computer programmer, with a blog, no kids, lots of free time, no steady girlfriend, account on wheels, no house, into account.

Coupled with the fact that 2 serious accidents occurred in Kingston and Ocho Rios recently. The wheelsjamaica people are on a "drive slow" but no body listens. Tamika promised to sell me her 98 civic hatch, bitch car, with sun roof when she gets back - pray for me. For $450,000 with 130,000 miles on the clock, Its green - not a hype color but I guess I could get some stickers and make it look all "fast and the furious". I hope nobody steals it before I get to buy it or nodody steals it during or after I buy it. Debie at General Automotive Insurance says she can get me better deal ($88,000) . Never judge a company by its old website. She could tell from my voice that I'm high. Your bueatiful.

How by the time ATI comes around I'll have a car and be able to make plans for the next one i.e. if I don't crash and die. Surrender my soul. Its a Bitter Sweet Symphony thats life, try make ends meet, your a slave to the money then you die. I have a girlfriend that gets all pissed when I refer to life a series of obvious misfortunes and says that what ever you say "is very powerful". I reply by saying that the Lord works in mysterious ways and you can't go around thinking that your not going to die suddenly. All things come to those who wait. Have a little faith. I am not cynical, I'm objective. I might have pushed her too far - I am sorry.

Currently the Jamaican Dollar JMD is almost $67.00 to $1 USD. :(

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michael_halvorsen commented: Owen... I love reading your website. I seriously do. I look forward to your updates. Thanks for that. I might be coming to Jamaica. Seriously Mann. Is where you live have any resort like places to go?? How much do you smoke? How much is, say 28 grams? ... read 47 more

nwc and jutc strike

written by owen, 2006-Jun-21

National wather commission and Jamaica urban transport company decided they were gonna strike.. the jutc strike strated yesterday at 5pm (yeh when i get off from work) so there was no bus to take me home.. nice work you assholes. eventually i get something. i get home about 6:30 or 7, take a 30 minute nap, then about at 8 i said time for a shower....... NO WATER. (these nwc bastards) and i'm one of the unfortunate ones who dont have a tank so i mean there was no water.

full post at Taylors Tribulations: nwc and jutc strike

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Gods Child commented: Seems like you need an oil drum to catch rainwater. Or you could go on strike too--can't beat em, join em. ... read 12 more

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