#311, updated 2013-Aug-11, viewed 3285 times, view others.
On a good day ThatCreepyWhiteGuy is single, male child, gas station clerk, 34 years young, hangs around a place called "united states".
im 29 not 30
i live in an attic, watch a ton of porn, and listen to metal all day. im 7 feet tall, bald, and have a 2 foot long beard. i wiegh 213 pounds. i am the definition of creepy.
porn, gaming, metal, twinkies
Sit on the couch til my ass grows to it.
I have decided that it is gold.
I would change it back to Ian. If I stayed as Ermac, they would be able to identify me more easily.
Twinkies and Mountain Dew.
What friends? I dont have any friends.
being a hobo isnt that fun