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Who would win in a fight: ninjas or pirates?

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Most ninjas are mammals that fight all the time. A pirate is a person who lives at sea and wears arrrrrrgyle socks. help

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  1. depends on the combat zone

    by nastro ( Thu, 06th Oct 2005 at 9:18 pm )

  2. Ninjas ofcourse - Hands down

    by MiTcHiE ( Thu, 06th Oct 2005 at 9:27 pm )

  3. Ninjas. No contest. Far better training, very sneaking, can fight much better...pirates couldn't stand a chance...especially digital pirates ^_^.

    by Nintendochad64 ( Thu, 06th Oct 2005 at 9:38 pm )

  4. But the ninja's first have to get into the ship, without being blow to bits by a huge broadside. If they do get on board the pirate ship without getting their remains splattered all over the Pacific (yarrgh) THEN they would win.

    by Hayo ( Fri, 07th Oct 2005 at 3:29 am )
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  5. Ninjas win every time because real ninjas practice arts that hold true the idea that it is better not to fight at all and better to use your opponents strength to defeat him/her.
    Pirates are just soggy thieves and don't necessarily have fighting skills.

    by Gods Child ( Fri, 07th Oct 2005 at 10:23 am )

  6. Yall shouldn't forget pirates have mad rope/swinging skills. Sin Bad?

    by owen ( Fri, 07th Oct 2005 at 11:41 am )
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  7. Ninjas arent detected until its too late, doesnt matter the opponent. Pirates are usually drunk thus putting them at a bigger disadvantage.

    by MiTcHiE ( Fri, 07th Oct 2005 at 12:13 pm )

  8. The ninjas would win.

    by Mad Bull ( Sat, 08th Oct 2005 at 12:11 am )
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  9. the ninja of course, they got why more fighting skills

    by cha ( Sat, 08th Oct 2005 at 12:07 pm )

  10. most of you people watch too many karate movies. It's tainted your jugdement. Most of the ninja stuff is impossible.

    by owen ( Sun, 09th Oct 2005 at 1:40 pm )
    useless talent #32 

  11. whatever. ninjas would kick ass. pirates drink too much and would never even know what hit them

    by rai ( Mon, 10th Oct 2005 at 8:09 pm )

  12. pirates

    by DJ ( Sun, 30th Oct 2005 at 7:47 am )

  13. Ninjas are like, totally cool, but if one of the pirates were Darth Vader, they'd get their little unenlightened butts force pushed back into the south pacific.

    by anonee mouse ( Mon, 14th Nov 2005 at 1:22 am )

  14. If I am honest I wouldn't stick around to find out, I'd just leg it!!!

    by Gracie ( Mon, 20th Feb 2006 at 4:33 pm )
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  15. @gracie so that means you are a pirate? ok

    by owen ( Tue, 21st Feb 2006 at 2:14 pm )
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  16. @Owen..............If you say so.

    by Gracie ( Tue, 21st Feb 2006 at 4:51 pm )
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  17. Pirate - ninjas just jump up and down and try to chop, pirates just shoot them.
    Simple.

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    by OddOne ( Thu, 02nd Mar 2006 at 11:00 pm )

  18. totaly a pirate. they kick ninja ass. ilov pirates

    by pirate man ( Fri, 29th Sep 2006 at 8:45 am )

  19. ninjas. pirates are always drunk - theyd probably kill themselves.

    by me ( Sat, 30th Sep 2006 at 11:17 pm )
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  20. definatly a ninja. A pirate couldnt beat a ninja even if the ninja had the measles, mumps, chicken pox, AIDS, the Flu, and A.D.D. all at once and that would probably never happen

    by OBe ( Thu, 02nd Nov 2006 at 5:03 pm )

  21. A Pirate would win they Travel in fleets they have amazing skills with a sword.(Pirates only get drunk after a victory) a Ninja would lose in to days world because Pirates never stay in one place for to long. Pirates fight even after they lose a limb a ninja will kill them self after they receive a flesh wound.
    Ninjas have honor issues
    pirates have Mutinous problems

    by Jester ( Sun, 05th Nov 2006 at 7:40 pm )

  22. ok thinking that both the ninja and the pirate are aware of the other then i pirate would win hands down. think about he has a bird on his shoulder and huge friggin arms with a sword or gun. plus if he doesnt get the bugger with the gun he has the cannon.

    by cory ( Tue, 30th Jan 2007 at 5:47 pm )

  23. pirates kick ass and would win any day the ninja would just hide and when he came out he would get his brains blown out by a giantr canon and if the tried to get out into the ocean on a little boring boat the would esily die. on land they would stand a chance but the pirate would kill them with a sword it would be a good fight to watch but the pirate would win no question. that would be a perfect b attle movie with some hardcore music it would make so much money. so if steven speilbug is reading thisa make it a movie now and when it makes millions of dollars give thanks to the darkstar. if you dont i will cry sorr is this getting to long i will stop talking cause i bet im being really obnoxious and if your still reading this i bet you feel real stupid so i would just stop............ are yo still reading your a fat ass. go home to alabama you dunb red nech ..................................................................................its not over yet i have no life bye

    by darkstar ( Sun, 22nd Jul 2007 at 3:12 pm )

  24. Spartens kick both there asses

    by allstar22 ( Wed, 02nd Apr )


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