Content
the devil finds work for idle hands
submitted on 27th Aug 2008. A part of Blog Jamaica. new article
written by owen
After yesterday's question somebody in the government decided to start hyping Gustav (the clouds over Haiti) as a hurricane. I hear people buying up groceries and battening down windows. Dem clouds been over there for like a week. You'd think people know what a hurricane looks like by now.
I hope the OUR is looking into those JPS billing problems as of recent.
So back to the issue of yesterday's question. I propose we capture Haiti. We'll call it New Jamaica. Even though my technical advisors are not in agreement with my brilliant plan, a bigger island would allow us to do "big island stuff" and work on the whole "brand Jamaica" thing. Cuba is out of the question - too many issues, too many issues. All in favour say yay.
plink, visited 1223 times, comment Or new article.
More or less
What is a framework? (programming) 1 by owen
Chicken Chop Suey 2 2 by owen
What did you get/give for christmas? 1 by owen
Niggas in Paris 1 by owen
Chicken Burger Exposed! 2 by owen
comments
Nay. Haitians are annoying and violent. I like the DR better though its the same goddam land.
Wed, 27th Aug 2008 at 1:26 pm
by Tami
Owen, years ago I was saying the same very thing, but I like the way Tami is thinking! She has put a new and very interesting slant on the ting! You ever take een those Dominicanas? Bluert squeet!
I agree with you, its full time we start doing big island tings, me bredrin!
Good one, Sir Owen! This post really made me laugh. [confident]
Wed, 27th Aug 2008 at 10:06 pm
by mad bull
ok lets strike a deal with gust(Haiti must)av and get him to do all the dirty work ... then it would be a breeze to blow DR away .... mmmmm
Wed, 27th Aug 2008 at 11:15 pm
by bobby
Well Haiti kinda weaken Gustav, good for us.
LOL! maybe we can call it French Jamaica after we capture it. Better we do it before they capture us, as I hear a lot are entering our island.
Thu, 28th Aug 2008 at 8:39 pm
by Stunner
lol @ all ah allyuh. French Jamaica ... lmao!
Fri, 29th Aug 2008 at 2:01 pm
by YY
Nay. If you don't think that Haiti is too unstable then you don't know very much about the country. Though the blend of french and Jamaican languages would probably be beautiful...
Fri, 29th Aug 2008 at 3:31 pm
by Two Left Feet
Haitamaica. Nay.
And dude. Gustave was not just a group of clouds. It's 7:14pm and the blurt neet storm no leave Mobay yet. Him still deh yah a give us some serious wind and rain.
And him lef we widout power.
Tyad of him now. Him overstay him welcome.
Fri, 29th Aug 2008 at 7:38 pm
by Ann (MobayDP)
Now we are an imperialist nation!!Imperial Jamaica!!
Sat, 30th Aug 2008 at 1:50 pm
by ESTEBAN AGOSTO REID
No seriously.Haiti is too unstable plus Jamaica doesnt have the resources or the finances to take over Haiti.I think that we should link up with Cuba. And in regards to the Brand Jamaica issue Jamaica needs to learn how to capitalize on it.It has nothing to do with more land its a matter of better management.
Sat, 30th Aug 2008 at 8:11 pm
by crazychick aka nerd
Yes, Cuba has some pretty Men, not to mention the big batty women. Lets xchange our Jamaican men for Cuban men and see how that works out. Once you go Latin...you never go.......smirk
Sun, 31st Aug 2008 at 5:13 pm
by Tami
don't encourage her. she is partial to the cubans.
Mon, 01st Sep 2008 at 11:34 am
by owen
see people never satisfied till them see dish start fly outta door...
bwoy i tell u
Sun, 31st Aug 2008 at 6:09 pm
by Pepper
boi a tell yuh ...AMEN!!!! sister [hysterical]
Tue, 02nd Sep 2008 at 12:08 am
by bobby