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written by owen on 2008-Aug-27.

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After yesterday's question somebody in the government decided to start hyping Gustav (the clouds over Haiti) as a hurricane. I hear people buying up groceries and battening down windows. Dem clouds been over there for like a week. You'd think people know what a hurricane looks like by now.

I hope the OUR is looking into those JPS billing problems as of recent.

So back to the issue of yesterday's question. I propose we capture Haiti. We'll call it New Jamaica. Even though my technical advisors are not in agreement with my brilliant plan, a bigger island would allow us to do "big island stuff" and work on the whole "brand Jamaica" thing. Cuba is out of the question - too many issues, too many issues. All in favour say yay.

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  1. Nay. Haitians are annoying and violent. I like the DR better though its the same goddam land.

    by Tami 2008-Aug-27 

  2. Owen, years ago I was saying the same very thing, but I like the way Tami is thinking! She has put a new and very interesting slant on the ting! You ever take een those Dominicanas? Bluert squeet!
    I agree with you, its full time we start doing big island tings, me bredrin!

    Good one, Sir Owen! This post really made me laugh. [confident]

    by mad bull 2008-Aug-27 

  3. ok lets strike a deal with gust(Haiti must)av and get him to do all the dirty work ... then it would be a breeze to blow DR away .... mmmmm

    by bobby 2008-Aug-27 

  4. Well Haiti kinda weaken Gustav, good for us.

    LOL! maybe we can call it French Jamaica after we capture it. Better we do it before they capture us, as I hear a lot are entering our island.

    by Stunner 2008-Aug-28 

  5. lol @ all ah allyuh. French Jamaica ... lmao!

    by YY 2008-Aug-29 

  6. Nay. If you don't think that Haiti is too unstable then you don't know very much about the country. Though the blend of french and Jamaican languages would probably be beautiful...

    by Two Left Feet 2008-Aug-29 

  7. Haitamaica. Nay.

    And dude. Gustave was not just a group of clouds. It's 7:14pm and the blurt neet storm no leave Mobay yet. Him still deh yah a give us some serious wind and rain.

    And him lef we widout power.

    Tyad of him now. Him overstay him welcome.

    by Ann (MobayDP) 2008-Aug-29 

  8. Now we are an imperialist nation!!Imperial Jamaica!!

    by ESTEBAN AGOSTO REID 2008-Aug-30 

  9. No seriously.Haiti is too unstable plus Jamaica doesnt have the resources or the finances to take over Haiti.I think that we should link up with Cuba. And in regards to the Brand Jamaica issue Jamaica needs to learn how to capitalize on it.It has nothing to do with more land its a matter of better management.

    by crazychick aka nerd 2008-Aug-30 

  10. Yes, Cuba has some pretty Men, not to mention the big batty women. Lets xchange our Jamaican men for Cuban men and see how that works out. Once you go never go.......smirk

    by Tami 2008-Aug-31 

  11. don't encourage her. she is partial to the cubans.

    by owen 2008-Sep-01 

  12. see people never satisfied till them see dish start fly outta door...
    bwoy i tell u

    by Pepper 2008-Aug-31 

  13. boi a tell yuh ...AMEN!!!! sister [hysterical]

    by bobby 2008-Sep-02