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written by owen
Sometimes I wonder why they still make regular corn flakes. Is it that somebody just forgot to put the frosting on? I cannot believe that there are actual LIVING people out there that are still THAT backward thinking. Especially in this day and age of modern technology. Tragedy, when you lose control and you got no soul. An age in which regular flakes can be magically impregnated with sugary stuff until it forms into frosted goodness. A age in which we have things like frosted wheat squares and co-co-puffs. Cheap corn flakes is not as good - trust me - there are somethings in life you have to pay full price. Corn flakes is one of them, prostitutes and monkeys are not.
It reminds me also of the money I wasted on a subway, sandwich, cookie and juice. I mean it IS a vegetable sandwich, it tastes neither good nor bad. It was as "fresh" as they said. I would describe it as being similar to picking a leaf off a cabbage (still in the ground) and eating it - it was that fresh. But I would not waste my money on that again because FRESHNESS NO FULL BELLY. Plus it did not have a "zing" to it - that "zing" you get from spicy chicken cooked to a crisp in an oil like substance. I enjoyed the cookie, although on the package it said that it might contain "NUTS" NOT LISTED IN THE INGREDIENTS. Nuts? I did not see any ingredients on the paper bag. Even worst it was copyrighted in 2005 by a company I have never heard about called "Doctor's". It is more than it seems.
I fought the war but the war won. I am hungry now, as I type this to myself in a girly voiceover. I don't want to learn to hold you, touch you, think that your mine. I need a few more lines to fill my 3 paragraph quota before I go to sleep. I would have you know that its Friday night and I won't post this until Sunday. In the hopes that hopefully something more exciting happens in the next 24 hours. I could never see tomorrow, I was never told about the sorrows. It took me close to 2 hours to write, analyze, organize while listening to the Bee Gees, George Michael and Rod Stewart. Wish that I knew what I know now when I was younger.
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comments
What I don't get is shredded wheat without frosting. Unbelievable.
The corn flakes, I get. It's pretty sweet by itself and some people(like me) drink soy milk which has added sugar.
by Gods Child ( Mon, 13th Nov 2006 at 12:12 pm )
are you lactose intolerant?
reply by owen (Tue, 14th Nov 2006 at 10:33 am )
no, I am not. Milk just tastes bad. Also, when I think about where it comes from and what they strain out of it--I just shudder.
reply by Gods Child (Tue, 14th Nov 2006 at 11:58 am )
oh, ok its not like they strain blood out of but I get what your saying. I have the same feelings about intestine soup.
reply by owen (Tue, 14th Nov 2006 at 12:31 pm )
sugar is bad for you!
you should be looking for no sugar cereal.
by Yamfoot ( Mon, 13th Nov 2006 at 7:17 pm )
sweets for my sweet. sugar for my honey
reply by owen (Tue, 14th Nov 2006 at 10:34 am )
that's right....have honey instead!
reply by Yamfoot (Tue, 14th Nov 2006 at 8:03 pm )
Frosting? Yuk ;-). No one wants sugar at breakfast.
by tristan ( Tue, 14th Nov 2006 at 10:23 pm )
I never really got frosted flakes anyway. When you put it in the milk, it still tastes like regular cornflakes. I like the original better. As for your Subsandwish, i find that it costs more to eat healthy and less to eat fatty. Go with the one you can afford, besides i dont think weight agrees with you Owen.
by Tami ( Wed, 15th Nov 2006 at 12:01 pm )
I'm sorry God made me skinny and made you 2 persons perfectly conjoined but thats just how life goes. Can't win them all, our love will survive either way.
reply by owen (Wed, 15th Nov 2006 at 1:05 pm )
Listening to the Bee Gees is nothing. I was listening to Abba and the Carpenters the other day!
by mad bull ( Thu, 16th Nov 2006 at 7:38 pm )
Why NOT become a member?
Abba is the shiznit! you know that madonna song "hung up"? yup there is some ABBA in that.
reply by owen (Thu, 16th Nov 2006 at 10:45 pm )
Wow. A post on corn flakes. Never thought I'd see the day. You pull it off though. You are cordially invited to my blogoversary celebration.
by Leon ( Thu, 16th Nov 2006 at 8:18 pm )
only time will tell what I'll write about next week
reply by owen (Thu, 16th Nov 2006 at 10:48 pm )
Absolute quality. I love this sort of reasonably ignorant ranting. Its why blogs exidt right? Fair do's, but I imagine that you aren't a healthy type of guy owen? Probably a bit overweight? Yes I thought so. All processed cereals are crap. Cookies? Crap. Processed "zingy" chicken? LMAO! Absolute crapolla! Please take better care of yourself dude, or you'll be writing your blog from the safety of a hospital bed awaiting your first coronary angiogram! Try some porridge with bee pollen and a tad of honey if you can't stomach it 'unsweetened' for breakfast. Cook yourself sommat useful for lunch the night before, like grilled chicken with a bit of salad. (Easy on the mayo). Get it together dude!
by All Saint ( Fri, 17th Nov 2006 at 5:34 pm )
ok, cool, but are you the same guy that keeps posting a answer to the riding dirty question?
reply by owen (Fri, 17th Nov 2006 at 5:49 pm )
I missed u so.
Promise to make u a good healthy breakfast when I get back.
Love the pic of Knutsford Courts well dressed underbelly.
by Island Spice ( Mon, 20th Nov 2006 at 1:29 pm )
wow, I though I was the only person who noticed the well dressed underbelly. I got a jungle vibe from it. :)
reply by owen (Mon, 20th Nov 2006 at 2:40 pm )