We were just wondering where we could purchase our very own Owensoft... we're planning on staging a mudwrestling match between it and our Microsoft...winner gets to take on Adobe Acrobat Reader (which has been known to fight DIRTY let me tell you). Thanks for visiting our site, Lori and Cutcha
- Lori and Cutcha ( San Diego, CA )
Hey Owen thanx for visiting my website, its sort of dead right now as i lost some data for the downloads and forum but I will bring it up to speed in the next week.
- Cipher ( Grenada )
Hi Owen, long time, no see. Good luck with Dean, from what I can see on the maps it's coming in now.
- Vegard ( Oslo, Norway )
Owen I always knew you had talent, I am proud of you love your site, I visit everyday, almost (lol)
- Georgia ( Boynton Beach, Florida )
owen! its been a while since i last visited. i love the new look. very funky (sorry couldnt think of a cooler word).
- me ( australia )
This is a cool site still. Gonna be coming here often.
- Wolfsburg ( Kingston Jamaica )
web site look good, too bad it is much ado about nothing
- natin ( yu nuh have nutten beta fi do? )
Seen your link at DIK. I love this site! Very stylish. :)
- barny ( Manila )
comments
wait a minute. that's not real beer. You see, real beer doesn't come in cans.
by Hayo ( Wed, 03rd Aug 2005 at 3:11 pm )
If you aren't looking for something can you miss it?
real beer isn't meant for that kind of consumption either.
shotgun:
you take a beer and poke a hole in the side of it and open the top. chug the beer down through the hole and hold the can upright. you should get it down in less than 2 seconds.
having said that, you can't shotgun a beer in a bottle.
by michael_halvorsen ( Wed, 03rd Aug 2005 at 7:42 pm )
i like pussy.
oh so thats what it meant I see
by owen ( Wed, 03rd Aug 2005 at 7:46 pm )
useless talent #32
Trying to poke holes in a bottle would be awkward. yeah, but two seconds? how big is the hole? what do you use for poking?
by Hayo ( Thu, 04th Aug 2005 at 2:58 am )
If you aren't looking for something can you miss it?
yeah, i said two seconds. the hole is about the size of an american quarter (if you know how big that is). about a half an inch (yet again, if you know what that is).
and as far as poking goes, a key for your house works great. infact, its the best thing to use. try it next time you're drinking out of cans. its amazing and its an easy way to get shitfaced.
by michael_halvorsen ( Thu, 04th Aug 2005 at 10:40 pm )
i like pussy.