written by owen

So I went to the supermarket. You'll never find a sentence more profound. Instantly the gears in your mind start to turn. Douging sales people hiding in the ailes is becoming harder that ever. Axe deorderant sales people dressed like dominatrix policeman and pregnant women selling snack drinks that have nothing but water, coloring and 100% vitamin C. Buy 4 get one free. I avoided my second set just as I crossed the household products. With my two samples in hand I indicated that I had already been hustled by thier compadraes in baked goods.

You got to give alittle, take a little. Funny how rain keeps falling on the weekends. Must be something in the air.

Aside from maybe non poisonous snakes and oysters, turtles might actually be the most boring pets ever. Their favorite day to day activites include sleeping, eating and trying to escape the confines of their boring lives like caged monkeys. I constantly have to check if they are dead or have accidently eaten the rocks. I imagine saving for their college education should not be a problem.

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