So it starts

written by owen, published 2007-Jul-09, comment

pre elections 2007 In portmore.

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HWT

written by owen, published 2007-Jul-09, comment

Every sunday is a bad sunday to leave your house.Jamaica Elections 2007

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Dancehall Degenerating…..

written by owen, published 2007-Jul-01, comment

Whenever the topic of dancehall comes up there is always a mention of some form of degredation, morals, family etc. DH is a like a hmmm…its hard to describe - its ever changing. The first time I heard “tek buddy gal” from the cubicle of a co-worker I thought that that record would NEVER get any air play. Turns out 6 months later it was the biggest thing in dancehall (after some editing and the like). After that it became evident to me that DH isn’t funny or witty or hype or popular or anything, it just is. Its like that girl you meet on the bus that you think was hot until you actually get to know her for the crazy person she is inside. Its a kitten that grows wild in the bush that comes down and rubs on you when its hungry and bite you if you try to pick it up......Check out Seven’s thoughts on that very topic over by the Tower of Babel. Read what she has to say and tell her what you think on the issue.

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Shottas and murders

written by OddOne, published 2007-Jun-24, comment

I sit here 2:28 am on June 24, 2007 befuddled. I cannot understand what would move a human being to take the life of another human being. What kind of preparation does it take to 'mek a duppy'. Is it drug induced? Is it a hobby? What is it? Are these manufacturer assassins? Whats going on...

I'm looking at Yahoo... A policeman was charged with murdering his extramarital girlfriend and his unborn daughter, leaving his 2 year old son motherless and inevitably without a parent... Another was arrested at the funeral home prior to attending a memorial for his wife and his three children, whom he apparently murdered.

All this lead to me remembering the more than a dozen men who torn of the burglar bars to a home and murdered a woman and her 7 year old daughter. What is going on?

I think we have alot of SHOTTAS posing as BUMBOHOLES...

'Shottas'/'Real big man', whatever the hell they are called, have been acting in the capacities as posers ie bumboholes... Shottas are supposed to engage 'enemies' of equal standing...

Babycham has this new single in which he mentions these posers, whom I refer to affectionately as bumboholes, murdering women and children and proceed to go on 'the corner' to brag about it as though its 'cute'.

I passionately plea with these posers to engage 'enemies' of their own standing. Is it that they are afraid that the outcome may not be favorable(being the 'baby & lady badman' that they are) and they'd end up on the Madden or the KPH/Under Police Guard end of the bullets.

BTW FYI I am not defending or endorsing 'Shottaism', but even the mobs and mafias have codes of conducts/rules of engagement...

Word to the Posers, engage the constabulary, military, shottas,other posers... aka bumboholes like yourselves...

YES I'M VERY ANGRY AT THIS TIME...

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Post Office

written by owen, published 2007-Jun-15, comment

So I got up today and proceded to writing a letter and on top of that ACTUALLY, MENTALLY and PHYSICALLY go to the post office. It had to be done like many things destiny waits on no one. I could have hand written it but I typed it instead because I haven't written anything extensive on paper in such a long time. I suppose I could just walk away.

So I arrive that the Post Office at lunch time. I was surprised that it was still open, empty, and spam free. Unlike other places in Jamaica which seem to be gradually lowering their closing hours, affecting the bottom line and raising their charges. The biggest envelope I could find or the first once suggested. So I brought the envelope to the "Post Office Person" who grave me a stamp. At which point I proceded to seduce the stamp and affix it to the top right edge. It refused stick.

I am not ashamed to admit that my lips don't kiss the way they used to. So I went back to her, from whence cometh my help and asked for the glue so I could force a marriage. She looked at me with a confused look on he face - the confused look that a child gives you when you hand them a carrot instead of a lollypop. She motioned to me instead of kicking me in the shins. Apparently these stamps come with a protected sticky surface now. How far we have come.

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